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Why did the mimitchi cross the road?
There was a calculator sale going on over there.
Why did the mametchi cross the road?
There were cleaning supplies and closet organizers there.
Why did the Tamagotchi cross the road?
To get to its home planet.
Why did the kusatchi cross the road?
It can't cross the road. It's stuck in its pot.
Why did the ginjirotchi and pochitchi cross the road?
They didn't cross, they twirled.
Why did the oyajitchi cross the road?
To get to the nearest karaoke bar. :) (inside joke)
Why did the maskutchi, zukitchi and pochitchi cross the road?
To get to become secret characters.
Why did the Giga-Pet cross the road?
As seeing the curent trend in Tamagotchi jokes it decided to follow on.